blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

(via astro-stoner)

aspeckamongdots:

Turn it up it’s Sunday

aspeckamongdots:

Turn it up it’s Sunday

lumos5001:

is this what a comic con is like?

(Source: rtgeary, via hippie-musician)

selfprescribedstoner:

Key and Peele: let me hit that

(via youmaycallmekitty)

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drinks.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….soda….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drinks.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….soda….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

(via astro-stoner)

that-fit-girl:

redpantsaddict:

daughterofargus:

tacobell:

There is love, then there is Taco Bell.

Yup. First the love, then the Taco Bell. After sex I’m usually craving protein, fat, and carbohydrates.

#food

I had Taco Bell for, like, three days in a row after surgery in January and I credit my great recovery to chalupas and action movies.

nothing soothes my pain and loneliness like a good Grilled Stuft Nacho from Taco Bell <3

(via itastepurple)