What a lovely evening.

What a lovely evening.

Rockin’ the Chucks at the airport earlier.

Rockin’ the Chucks at the airport earlier.

Jerry the Bird, Rest in Peace

Jerry the Bird, Rest in Peace

I missed this.

I missed this.

It has been a rough couple of days.

if my jokes offend you:

  1. i’m sorry
  2. it won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. you’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray, via bong-rips-acid-trips)

sxizzor:

rhazade-waterbender:

badmoonraisin:

I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good

but

I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line

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Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.

all i ever wanted out of life tbh

(via astro-stoner)

r33f3rmadness:

why yes, that is a motherfucking bong.

omg wtf need

r33f3rmadness:

why yes, that is a motherfucking bong.

omg wtf need

(via smokingtheherb)


ive never read a more accurate definition 

ive never read a more accurate definition 

(via bong-rips-acid-trips)

Teacher: How much is a gram?
Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..

lameborghini:

my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch

(via babywewereborntorunnnn)